- Better Off
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- Nov 07, 2020
Fat Quotes
Weight, humor, and the will to change it.
One line here is pure self-deprecating humor about carrying extra weight, while another recalls a memorably sweaty music-video moment built around a bigger-than-life performer. See Fat Man quotes for more in that vein.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation.
- Name
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid. It's always been my name and always will be.
- Nov 07, 2020
Fat Joe ain't out here trying to battle-rap everybody in the world. That's not what I'm about.
- Sand
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- Nov 07, 2020
The key is to hit the ball first, then the sand. Even if you catch it a bit thin, you'll still get plenty of run. Hitting it fat is what you want to avoid.
- King
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was growing up, if there was a Young Adult section of my town's library, I missed it. I wandered right from 'The Babysitter's Club' over to Stephen King. His books were big and fat and they seemed important. I eventually worked my way through most of the shelf, but 'It' is the one that stuck with me.
- Hard Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
Almost every woman I have spoken to about pregnancy has a story about her doctor giving her a hard time about her weight. Later in my pregnancy it felt like all of my time with my doctor was focused on how fat I was getting - so fat!
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I lost my friends, it was because I had used the power of giving on them recklessly. I swept into their lives with my big fat checkbook, and I erased years of obstacles for them overnight - but sometimes, in the process, I also accidentally erased years of dignity.
- Marilyn Monroe
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
- Dream
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I really, really want to do is pre-packaged meals. Fabulous versions that are delicious, healthy, not too expensive and very low in fat. So, that's my big dream, because there's a massive hole in the market for that.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never worry about fat people worrying about thin people, because slender people bury the dead.
- Fighting
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- Nov 07, 2020
As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
- Fats
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- Nov 07, 2020
Because fats are so calorie-dense - there are nine calories per gram of fat - at 400 grams of fat, you're getting a lot of calories in. It's so easy to digest fat, too. That was my fuel.
- Nov 07, 2020