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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Key
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- Nov 07, 2020
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
- Lost
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- Nov 07, 2020
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
- Able
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
- Deposit
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
- Get Married
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.
- Jewish
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- Nov 07, 2020