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Long
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Nov 07, 2020

I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.

East Coast
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Nov 07, 2020

It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working.

Outside
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Nov 07, 2020

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

Death
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Nov 07, 2020

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Men
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Job
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Nov 07, 2020

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Cards
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Nov 07, 2020

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

Game
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Nov 07, 2020

I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?

Dogs
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Nov 07, 2020

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

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