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Dog Quotes
On dogs, loyalty, and working hard enough to never dog it.
Dogs show up here mostly for comic effect, including a coach's blunt line about buddies and a joke about going on so many blind dates a free dog should be included. See also Dogs quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some poor person and dog 'em out and let the chips fall.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get up when I feel like getting up. That's the deal I've made with myself: I can stay in bed as long as my dog's bladder holds. The other half of that deal is that once the dog is walked, the very next thing I do is write. It's mechanical. It's programming, very nearly brainwashing.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I heard one story about an octopus in a home tank who would get out, cruise around the house, take knick-knacks, and drag them back to its tank. Like a dog! They're so smart that there are octopus enrichment handbooks so you don't bore your octopus. I've seen them play with Legos, Mr. Potato Head, you name it!
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- Nov 07, 2020
The things that make me very angry are injustice and bullying. If I see someone bullying a woman or child in the street, or kicking a dog, I go completely mad.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
In an interesting inversion of status, the reigning breed in the dog park these days is the really-oddball-unidentifiable-mixed-breed-mutt-found-wandering-the-street or its equivalent. The stranger the mutt the better; the more peculiar the circumstance of it coming into your life, the better.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many hours spent there with them, and many hours of conversation. But if - knock on wood - anything should ever happen to your dog, these nameless non-strangers will rally, sympathize, offer to help, and hold your hand. I know this from experience.
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- Nov 07, 2020
In 1980 I was attacked by a dog in Spain and was temporarily blinded in one eye - I thought it would end my tennis career.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils. They can be kept anywhere.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Controversy seems to be a by-product of what I do, rather like offence is the by-product of a dog urinating on the pavement. It just happens.
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- Nov 07, 2020
All through the kind of late '80s and '90s, every A&R record company man was saying, 'Now what we want is another record like 'Back in the High Life.' And, of course, that's not the way to make music at all. That's the tail wagging the dog.
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- Nov 07, 2020