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Dog Quotes
On dogs, loyalty, and working hard enough to never dog it.
Dogs show up here mostly for comic effect, including a coach's blunt line about buddies and a joke about going on so many blind dates a free dog should be included. See also Dogs quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have quit chewing tobacco and don't touch any lager beer, and I don't speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- Nov 07, 2020
The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I'm going to go shopping during my five-hour shift.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog in the way she interacted with me, looked at me, and wagged her tail that I rode away convinced I'd just very possibly met the reincarnated version of my long lost friend.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is... afraid of plastic bags blowing in the wind. I thought, 'How can Tucker have wolf in him? How can this be?' So I started researching it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour person can light up with joy when he sees his dog. It is magical, and as 'The Dog Master' reveals, it is biological - we evolved together.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth. I couldn't be happier that's where I start. I can put as many flawed people in the dog's world as I like, but the dog doesn't care. Dog doesn't judge. Dog doesn't dislike. Dog loves. That's not so bad.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I see dog stories as an antidote to the dire news that nothing is ever going to get better.
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- Nov 07, 2020