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Dog Quotes
On dogs, loyalty, and working hard enough to never dog it.
Dogs show up here mostly for comic effect, including a coach's blunt line about buddies and a joke about going on so many blind dates a free dog should be included. See also Dogs quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.
- Nov 07, 2020
Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still.
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- Nov 07, 2020
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad showed me a football and would throw it up and have my dog - a German Shepherd - chase me around when I went after the ball. I caught it because I was scared of that dog. The next year, my dad talked to the commissioner of a local league and convinced him to let me play as a first grader with third graders.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm such a dog person. I dunno, I just feel like it really enriches your life, to have something to care for.
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- Nov 07, 2020
In Bollywood even a dog at times is more popular than us. The bottomline is money and if a dog is making the moolah for the producer/director who cares whether you are an Asrani or someone else.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's very expensive to treat your dog, and thankfully, I was able to do that.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The feeling of being an underdog, not belonging, is very much me. You harbour a little feeling of resentment towards the 'upper dog'.
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- Nov 07, 2020
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some animals are cunning and evil-disposed, as the fox; others, as the dog, are fierce, friendly, and fawning. Some are gentle and easily tamed, as the elephant; some are susceptible of shame, and watchful, as the goose. Some are jealous and fond of ornament, as the peacock.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
In modern times, dogs may be pampered, but historically, a dog's life wasn't much to bark about. Hence a dog's chance is a small chance.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got scouted for modeling, and it was really scary - I was walking my dog wearing heels for the first time ever because I had a party to go to the day after, and I wanted to practice, and this black car kind of started following me, so I, being dramatic, picked up the dog and started to run.
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- Nov 07, 2020