- Cool
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- I Was Raised
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being Jewish is a culture and a religion; we have food, music, and land specific to us.
- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
One thing I hate in ethnic comedy is giving the audience the opportunity to laugh in a racist way at a thing. A lot of times dwarf comedians will do that, Arab comics, and gay comics will do it; everyone is laughing, but they're not laughing at the joke, they're laughing at this crazy character.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
My CD, my first release, was at the Comedy Works in Denver, one of the best clubs in the country.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Get out of people's way and let them be who they are. If they make a mistake, fine, that's on them.
- Nov 07, 2020
I want to do a travel book.
- Lost
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get lost a lot.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think you're a comedian as soon as you start. I don't think there's a moment where you become a full comic.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
I lived with my parents until I was 25.
- How
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm like an overgrown child! I don't know how to do anything!
- Jew
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up so conservative. I grew up as an orthodox Jew.
- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't vote and I don't follow who's trying to rule us. The revolution is coming. Until then, I'll just watch 'Game of Thrones.'
- Award
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got an award for Most Improved Player for volleyball in tenth grade that I cared about a lot.
- Giving
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a running daydream about winning an Oscar and giving my speech about how ridiculous it is to rank art. And then I'd call them all sycophants and leave the statue at the podium as I walked away.
- Free
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only threat is a growing pushback from militant liberals who seek to destroy free expression as they look to limit the speech of anyone who has feelings they find objectionable. It makes comics tentative to push boundaries and freely talk about the thoughts in their heads. That part is terrible for development.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When people tell me to do a clean show, I'm like, 'Guys, I don't even understand your thoughts anymore.' What, you can't say a curse word? Nobody thinks that way!
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020