- Secrets
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Clerk
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't be what you don't see. I didn't think about being a doctor. I didn't even think about being a clerk in a store, I'd never seen a black clerk in a clothing store.
- Pilot
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to do everything. I wanted to be a pilot. I wanted to be a secret agent. I wanted to be a fireman and a doctor, all that. So I related that through movies and stuff.
- Best Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's the best time ever to be a doctor because you can heal and treat conditions that were untreatable even a few years ago.
- Doctor Who
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to be a surgeon, possibly influenced by the qualities of our family doctor who cared for our childhood ailments.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The happiest moment in my life? When my doctor told me I was completely cured of leukemia.
- Depleted
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went to the doctor recently and she actually prescribed that I go out for ten minutes a day, I'm so depleted on vitamin D.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of people tell me now I'm their inspiration. They say, 'I don't play baseball,' and then they mention whatever - engineer, doctor, college student, high school student - but they're hurt because, for some reason, people feel shame about themselves or embarrassed because they are short or skinny or fat or whatever.
- Fight
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French Foreign Legion, a detective, a doctor, a test pilot with a scarf, a fisherman who hauled in a tremendous marlin after a 12-hour fight.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
For a long time, I thought I would like to be a doctor. Such a good profession. So explicitly good. Never a waste of time.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shortly after I started working as a doctor, I decided to listen to the voice inside me before it was too late. It was now or never, so I decided to explore acting.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a doctor has taught me a lot about directing. You're doing the same thing: You're reconstructing the manifold of behavior to the point where an audience says, yes, that's exactly like people I know.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Towards the end of 2003 it was hard to get through training - and the darkest point was when a doctor told me there was a possibility I could end up in a wheelchair.
- Nov 07, 2020
I love 'Doctor Who', it's wicked.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was pre-med at Glasgow University. I was from a family who were of the mind that if you were clever enough to be a doctor or a lawyer, why wouldn't you be?
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020