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- Rude
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- Nov 07, 2020
I lapsed into rude.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
- Office
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- Nov 07, 2020
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
- Credibility
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
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