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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

I rant, therefore I am.

Death
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Nov 07, 2020

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

More
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Nov 07, 2020

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Global
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Nov 07, 2020

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Getting
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Nov 07, 2020

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Long
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Nov 07, 2020

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Being Used
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Nov 07, 2020

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

Lying
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Nov 07, 2020

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Plan
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Nov 07, 2020

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

Average
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Nov 07, 2020

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

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