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- Nov 07, 2020
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
- Guilt
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- Nov 07, 2020
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
- Hollywood
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
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- Nov 07, 2020
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
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- Nov 07, 2020