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British comedian Imran Yusuf is fantastic and so is Shazia Mirza, also London-based.
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I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
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When I first realized that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian was when I was in the service.
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I can be a bit movement-orientated and flamboyant because, essentially, I'm a physical comedian.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
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