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- Nov 07, 2020
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- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not as much a fan of the venues as I am the comics who inhabit them. I don't care if it's a bomb shelter, a bus, or a theater, if I'm watching somebody who makes me laugh, I'm down.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
I genuinely like haggis. Everybody told me I was supposed to hate it, but I really did enjoy it.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm pretty much only friends with comedians.
- Hands
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a bit of an introvert, so after talking for an hour and then shaking hands and taking pictures with the people who came out, I kind of need to be alone for a bit to get away from all stimuli.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate being rejected.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone in L.A. talks about getting an agent or a manager in terms of getting on a sitcom or getting on a movie or doing something else.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know how lazy I am. So if I have to go somewhere else I can't get to easily, I talk myself out of it.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love doing my podcast, but it's not my art form. I don't have to work on it. It's off the cuff.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I focus solely on developing new material, then I can get a new 45 minute to an hour in about six months. Then I'll work on it and work on it and can make it killer within another six months or so.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Failing is part of my process. A new bit never works the first time. I figure I have to bomb 7 times to make it good. So I tweak it.
- Good Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020