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Marc Maron yells at people. I have a memory of him yelling at Jonah Ray from offstage about something he was saying, just fun stuff.
- Next
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As long as you have your own apartment and you can pretty much make rent for the next year, you're golden!
- Father
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My father said that I was lower than a dog, because even a dog believes in God.
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Sometimes I start off shows by explaining to people that it's just a bunch of stories - I always say 'It's like standup, just less funny.'
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Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way and we're all awful people, so we just show our weaknesses.
- People
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That anonymity that comes with talking in front of a crowd of people you've never met allows you to reveal anything, because you don't really have to associate with any one of them.
- Me
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When Joe Rogan started his podcasts he'd have me, Joe Diaz, and all our friends help him for the first few. And I told him 'Dude, no one will listen to audio that's over an hour long. You've got to end it at 59:59 or less.' And I was way wrong.
- Death
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I used to get a lot of death threats. After a while I realized that no one's gonna do anything or they would've.
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Laughs, just laughs. It's the only motivation of a comic.
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Bill Burr, Freddy Soto, Joe Rogan, Tom Segura… those people influenced me a lot more than any of the older guys like Richard Pryor.
- Dream
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I worked for the Comedy Store as an employee trying to become a paid regular. I had this dream of achieving a half hour special on TV.
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Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, ‘Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining hall at the University of Maryland.' That's when I realized I was contrived. I was reciting jokes. So I really worked on - no matter what - sounding like I was just talking to the people.
- Getting
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Once I started getting more successful, I just stopped caring completely - ‘I'll just do exactly what I want. It doesn't matter.'
- Painting
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You just gotta record stuff and move on and make new material. Painters don't wait until they're in some specific gallery before they move on to the next painting.
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