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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off.
- Exercise
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- Nov 07, 2020
I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline.
- Empty
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel completely fearless when I'm on stage. And also totally fearful. There's the fear that I'm not making a very smart career move sometimes, but there's the stronger belief that these things need to be said.
- Important
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I started out in the late '80s, my act was pretty terrible, and for years, I kind of toiled in obscurity. I don't believe in a hierarchy in comedy; I feel that a person deserves respect the first time they get onstage, and after that, they just have to be funny and get more consistent.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always felt that there's a Catskills comic who lives in my head and is constantly trying to get out. There's all these jokes that have been passed down from Jewish generation to Jewish generation, which I love but which I've always made fun of.
- Hannibal
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the '90s, comedy was at a very low point, but these days, you've got people like Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, Maria Bamford - people who can play any club, anywhere.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing.
- Handsome
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- Nov 07, 2020
Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.
- Open
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can open up any can of worms and get people upset.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm still doing what I've always wanted to do, and how big it gets or how much money I make for it or how popular I am in the public's eye is really not that important, even though it's hard to let that go.
- Assure
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- Nov 07, 2020