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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Figuring
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Nov 07, 2020

I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out.

Mission
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!

Close
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.

Get
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Nov 07, 2020

I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.

Feel
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Nov 07, 2020

I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, and someone says they love that Adam Sandler movie where he dresses up as his twin sister - well, I don't want to make people feel bad for how they feel about things. I'm always courteous, not mean.

Nobody
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Nov 07, 2020

Nobody gets excited when they see me. If I put on my wizard outfit and walk around the airport for a couple of hours, I get a couple of puzzled glances.

Pizza
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Nov 07, 2020

You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.

Favorite
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Nov 07, 2020

'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh.

Blame
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Nov 07, 2020

The right wing is appealing to a shrinking, shrinking demographic of angry white people who blame their predicament in life on the fact that there are immigrants coming into the country; it's pretty ludicrous.

Fun
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Nov 07, 2020

If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

Business
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Nov 07, 2020

I always had a tremendous amount of rage about the business, and I thought turning that into comedy was healthy.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.

Nov 07, 2020

Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell.

Nov 07, 2020

Sometimes things can be a guilty pleasure, but with 'Idol,' everyone talks about it like it's a real thing; they argue over who's gonna win... There's no laughing at it.

Country
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Nov 07, 2020

I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don't think I was born in this country.

Myself
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't consider myself a political comedian because it's so hard. It takes time away from me saying terrible things about TV.

Out
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Nov 07, 2020

When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd.

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