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- Nov 07, 2020
Whenever I feel mom-guilt, or I feel pressure to be a better mom - to cook salmon on a bed of quinoa for my kids - I just think to myself, 'I... have... suffered... enough.' And then I feel fine about feeding my toddler a bag of chips for dinner.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Just because you become a parent doesn't mean you grew up.
- Personality
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm discovering, and I think other mums are discovering too, that when you become a mum, you don't have to change into this frumpy, wholesome role model who is perfect and loses all of your identity. You can still have the same personality you've always had.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The word 'supportive' has no place in stand-up comedy. I hate when people are like, 'Support female comedy.' That's not a real genre of comedy. I think if you have true respect for women as three-dimensional creators who are innovative, you wouldn't group them together like that.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. Our job used to be no job. We had it so good!
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want me to perform in Silver Lake - where it looks like 'Vice' magazine threw up everywhere, where all the men are wearing V-necks to their belly buttons, salmon pants, and carrying a screenplay - I'll do it, because they might appreciate a Banksy joke I can't do anywhere else.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's very rare that stand-up comics have kids, because once they do, they stop doing stand-up.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind of old fashioned, and I knew that I didn't want to do one too early.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think I went through puberty really late in life or something. I always looked like a little, sad Thai boy up until I was 26.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was so boisterous in high-school, I don't think a lot of boys liked me that much 'cause they were like, 'Oh, she's so loud and so crazy.' But then this thing happens in your late twenties, and guys begin to take note of women's personalities more or something.
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- Nov 07, 2020