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- Nov 07, 2020
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
- How
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- Nov 07, 2020
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
- Anybody
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
- Comedians
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.
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- Nov 07, 2020