- Golf
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Bed
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- Nov 07, 2020
Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
- Ice Cream
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
- Left
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- Nov 07, 2020
If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
- Patriotism
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
- Definition
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- Nov 07, 2020
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
- Cue
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not a good cue card reader.
- Attempted
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
- Pause
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get depressed at airports.
- Emotional
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020