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Last Updated on Aug 01, 2026

Boxed
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Nov 07, 2020

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Express Yourself
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Nov 07, 2020

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Hurt
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Nov 07, 2020

I'd never hurt another person.

Car
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Nov 07, 2020

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Emotional
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Nov 07, 2020

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Build
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Nov 07, 2020

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

Happen
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Nov 07, 2020

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

Anything
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't know anything about computers.

Hammer
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

Guy
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

Guy
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

Day
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Nov 07, 2020

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

Butterfly
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Nov 07, 2020

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Politician
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

Brother
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Nov 07, 2020

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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