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You Quotes
Quotes that speak straight to you.
This collection gathers quotes framed around 'you' - from candid reflections on body image pressures passed down in families to observations about how humor can mask real vulnerability. Many touch on how what you know about yourself differs from how others perceive you.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other. A lot of like, 'What if you say this? What about this?'
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how I look or how I come across, so that can sometimes... You know, I like to play those kinds of deluded but fun characters.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians want to be comedians, and most serious actors want to be musicians.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think real life couples on screen are kind of deadly. For the most part, they're kind of deadly. You'd be surprised. Unless they're falling in love onscreen for the first time, you don't have quite the same energy for some reason.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring, but it's not. It's enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when you're a working mother you have to pretend that you feel guilty all day long.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Especially when you talk about the power of documentary filmmaking, you can't really have a slant; financially, you can't have a slant on the end goals.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you look back at your own story, you may find out that not every 't' was crossed and every 'i' was dotted.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think, whenever you're in the public eye, you're never going to be loved by everybody.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Before I had satellite radio installed in my car, I thought I would lose my mind listening to commercials and having limited choices on the dial. Your car is your home in L.A., so you've got to have some good stuff to listen to.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You get people coming up to you and asking about movies, especially in Chennai, which is nice.
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- Nov 07, 2020