- Nov 07, 2020
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- Die
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.
- Attracted
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
- Busy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always find something to keep me busy.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
- Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a first-place person.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not ambitious.
- Moment
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- Nov 07, 2020
I live in the moment.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
- Characters
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- Nov 07, 2020
My characters always like themselves.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
- Desire
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have no desire to carry a movie.
- Fresh Air
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
- Model
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- Nov 07, 2020
I swear I want to be a food model.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
- Jazz
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
- Kitchen
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- Nov 07, 2020
My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.
- Challenging
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- Nov 07, 2020
Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
- Being Responsible
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
- Moment
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be' this person, you know? So then its like, if I'm really this person, how can I be in the moment if I know there's just one line I'm supposed to say? It doesn't feel natural. I always just kind of want to say whatever comes up.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
- Dream
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
- Joy
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- Nov 07, 2020
You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
- Little
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
- Learning
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- Nov 07, 2020
Usually I'm the one asking somebody to do something because I don't know how to finish it. I'm like, 'Do this for me' because I'm just resistant to learning.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
- Hands
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to just make things... If I have the TV on, I'm not just going to sit there. I want to do something with my hands; I've always got a project. Or I get a small group of people over, and I say, 'Let's make these things today.'
- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
- Muscular
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a very muscular face.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
- Gift
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.
- Favorite
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
- Crutches
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- Nov 07, 2020