- Comedy Club
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- Nov 07, 2020
You Quotes
Quotes that speak straight to you.
This collection gathers quotes framed around 'you' - from candid reflections on body image pressures passed down in families to observations about how humor can mask real vulnerability. Many touch on how what you know about yourself differs from how others perceive you.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
We have that storytelling history in country and bluegrass and old time and folk music, blues - all those things that combine to make up the genre. It was probably storytelling before it was songwriting, as far as country music is concerned. It's fun to be a part of that and tip the hat to that. You know, and keep that tradition alive.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- Need
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- Nov 07, 2020
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The word 'Namaste' means 'the light in me reflects the light in you' and I think the thing that makes people attractive are the people who shine their light and the people who can recognize that light in others.
- Mirror
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- Nov 07, 2020
Art is supposed to hold up a mirror to its audience and ask, 'What do you believe? What do you think? What do you feel?' and if you look at a painting and it makes you feel nothing, that's a feeling as well.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
- Nov 07, 2020
You can't develop full relationships with anybody unless you're fully honest about who you are.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think, along with the great joy and excitement of having a child, it seems to be that the common themes are also a lot of doubt and fear and uncertainty about being a parent - and about how you might not live up to those expectations.
- Galaxy
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- Nov 07, 2020
As you'll find in 'Guardians of the Galaxy 2,' I'm not actually a space alien.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
- Change
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- Nov 07, 2020
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020