- Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
Useless Quotes
Dry lines on things not worth the trouble.
This collection leans into the word useless as a tool for dry complaint, opening with a well-known jab calling golf the most pointless outdoor pastime ever invented. Another entry vents about the noise of online opinions, echoing Frustration.
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- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I graduated, I promptly took a job in finance, making both my pre-med and poli-sci years essentially useless - or so I thought.
- Help
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everything a director does must help the story and the performances. Otherwise, it is useless.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
- Politicians
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- Nov 07, 2020
Foreign politicians don't have resources - or limited resources. It's useless dealing with them.
- Boring
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's hard to describe how bloody awful music was, how desperately bad it was, how our 1960s heroes had become boring and useless. Not only were they bad - they were badly dressed.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think I subconsciously put myself in these situations where the girlfriend isn't pleased with me. I'm useless as a boyfriend. That's how I managed to write all these songs.
- Growth
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- Nov 07, 2020