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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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