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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

My life needs editing.

Everything
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Nov 07, 2020

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Now
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Nov 07, 2020

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Lie
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Nov 07, 2020

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Because
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Nov 07, 2020

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Insanity
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Nov 07, 2020

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Man
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Nov 07, 2020

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

Only
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Nov 07, 2020

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.

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