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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Door
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Nov 07, 2020

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Far
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Nov 07, 2020

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Instant
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Nov 07, 2020

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Make
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Nov 07, 2020

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Inconvenient
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Nov 07, 2020

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Forgotten
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Nov 07, 2020

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Husband
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Nov 07, 2020

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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