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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Living
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Nov 07, 2020

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Sex
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Nov 07, 2020

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Men
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Nov 07, 2020

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Law
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Nov 07, 2020

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

Institution
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Nov 07, 2020

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Her
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Nov 07, 2020

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.

How
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Nov 07, 2020

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

Law
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Nov 07, 2020

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

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