- Nov 07, 2020
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- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Basically, we used to have a rule at 'Saturday Night Live' that you're not allowed to bring up 'The Simpsons' at the rewrite table, because 'The Simpsons' has done every joke there is. Every week there would be guys going, 'The Simpsons did that.' I go, 'C'mon.' And 'South Park,' too.
- Company
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- Nov 07, 2020
My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'
- Management
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- Nov 07, 2020
ICG became a dot-com joke, a one-stock example of extreme hubris on the part of its management and the investment bankers and sell-side analysts who embarrassed themselves by pumping it up.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The world was not supportive. They look at me as a joke for 13 to 14 years until I could prove feasibility; then I had competitors. Those that laughed at me became my competitors.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
- Say
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- Nov 07, 2020
When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020