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- Nov 07, 2020
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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- Born
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- don't Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
- Next
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
- Beat
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- Enough Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- Nov 07, 2020