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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

New
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

Marriage
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Nov 07, 2020

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Everyone
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Nov 07, 2020

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if I'm paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see who's funniest, with everyone treated equally.

Doing
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Nov 07, 2020

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

Chance
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Nov 07, 2020

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, I'm not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

There's a fraudulent root element of comedy in that we say things night after night as though they are rolling effortlessly from the brain and off the tongue, when in fact they are crafted over weeks and months and years.

Political
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Nov 07, 2020

I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

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