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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if I'm paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see who's funniest, with everyone treated equally.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
- Chance
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, I'm not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a fraudulent root element of comedy in that we say things night after night as though they are rolling effortlessly from the brain and off the tongue, when in fact they are crafted over weeks and months and years.
- Political
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- Nov 07, 2020