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- Nov 07, 2020
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
- Masculinity
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- Nov 07, 2020
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.
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- Nov 07, 2020