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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
- Masculinity
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- Nov 07, 2020
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
- Dress
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.
- Many
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents were really nice to me.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.
- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.
- Beautiful
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- Nov 07, 2020
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.
- Being
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.
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- Nov 07, 2020