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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
- Car
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- Nov 07, 2020
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
- Nov 07, 2020
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
- Black
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- Nov 07, 2020