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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

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Nov 07, 2020

I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.

Awards
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

Home
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Nov 07, 2020

I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

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Nov 07, 2020

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?

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Nov 07, 2020

I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.

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