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- Nov 07, 2020
Think Quotes
Quotes that share what people really think.
Many quotes here open with a direct 'I think,' offering personal beliefs - some lighthearted, like using comedy as a defense, others sobering, including grim predictions about where humanity is headed. A few weigh in on cryptography and the future of communication, a subject also touched on in Life Quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
I think every character I've ever come up with has been based on someone or something I've known.
- Confidence
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- Nov 07, 2020
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I internalize everything, keep everything inside. I'm not used to spilling my guts, and when you have to do that on film to make a point, it's hard. It's rough. I don't think it's as easy as people think.
- Coerce
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it seeks to progressively coerce others to fund every social program under the sun via majority rule.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The problem with modern politics is everybody is doing sound bite stuff. In my stump speech, I give 20 minutes on why I think we're off track. And I think people do really want to engage in a serious high-level discussion on how to get the country back on track because people care about their own country.
- Joke
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
With the first issue of 'Weasel,' I was even aware myself that I'd improved. I still have affection for my earlier stuff, but I don't think it's anywhere near as good as 'Weasel.'
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
In retrospect, I think I had some kind of learning disorder. I could kind of charm my way through grade school, but in high school... I could never seem to grasp things.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that's why I became good at art. It was something that I could do that I could be really proud of.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020