- Nov 07, 2020
Texas Quotes
A big state, said in a few lines.
This set ranges from a musician noting Dallas as a birthplace despite growing up elsewhere, to a joke about where oil sits versus where policy gets made. It also nods toward the state's long, unsettled history, a subject explored further in our Geography collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so hysterically funny is the accurate portrayal of small-town life in the Lone Star State.
- Friday
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I've never seen any of the 'Friday the 13ths.'
- Red
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a truism to say that my state, Texas, isn't a red state: It's a nonvoting state.
- Nov 07, 2020
Texas is made for trade.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm from Houston, Texas.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to thank the people of Texas for asking me to represent them in Washington.
- Where
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- Nov 07, 2020
I lived in Brooklyn from 2007 to 2012 but for the last few years have resided in Austin, Texas, where my world - especially the world of downtown - is predominantly white.
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think anybody ever thought about the CIA meddling in internal affairs. The shock of the President's death called for an immediate investigation. It actually lay in the jurisdiction of Texas.
- McDonald
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in a refinery town in Texas, and we weren't fancy enough to have a McDonald's.
- Nov 07, 2020