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- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
- Nov 07, 2020
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
- Demons
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- Nov 07, 2020
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
- Democrats
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
- Conscience
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- Nov 07, 2020
We were a country band with a social conscience.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
- First
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
- Beer
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- Nov 07, 2020
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Key
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- Nov 07, 2020
Young people are the key to this election.
- Creative
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- Nov 07, 2020
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
- Did
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- Nov 07, 2020
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
- Design
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- Nov 07, 2020
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
- Apologize
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
- Here
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
- Life Is A
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
- Civil Rights Movement
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- Nov 07, 2020
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
- Gay
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- Nov 07, 2020
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Bad Guys
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- Nov 07, 2020
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
- Late
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- Nov 07, 2020
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
- Nov 07, 2020
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
- Nov 07, 2020
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
- Did
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- Nov 07, 2020