- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sleep Quotes
Rest, routine, and the odd things said half-asleep.
This sleep quotes collection is refreshingly ordinary: sleep-talking material for jokes, a strict weekday sleep schedule, sleeping on the floor of a plane to hear the engine, and the specific comfort of stretching out diagonally across the mattress when no one's there to object. See Day for the other half of the routine.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
My first customer is myself. When I tell a story I like, I can sleep easy. I'm sorry when audiences don't like it, but I have no choice.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Undereye patches are genius. From traveling, I get really puffy under my eyes. Klorane Smoothing and Relaxing Patches are a great ten-minute trick to look refreshed. They're perfect for moms running on no sleep.
- Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part of this new show called 'Jump Cuts'! So I called them right away, and the producer started laughing and said, 'We sent that e-mail one minute ago - you're so fast!'
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I tend not to eat lunch because a midday meal makes me want to sleep in the afternoon.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke.
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
In 'W,' I did not change a word in the script. I have never spoken this much in other series. I just stick to whatever is written. I always carry the script with me and read it before I sleep.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always had this hyper kinetic energy, so I don't really need much sleep at night.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Space and light and order. Those are the things that men need just as much as they need bread or a place to sleep.
- Ghost Stories
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- Nov 07, 2020