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- Nov 07, 2020
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- How
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have lived a carnal life.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.
- Gay
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- Nov 07, 2020
Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause.
- Gay Community
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
- Give
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.
- Order
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
- Entertain People
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- Nov 07, 2020