- Kept
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Birds
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- Nov 07, 2020
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- Egypt
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
- Boy
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- Nov 07, 2020
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- Pet
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- Nov 07, 2020