- Magic
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is taken care of by a free market.
- Art
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- Nov 07, 2020
Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.
- Mean
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.
- Name
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'
- History
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- Nov 07, 2020
The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.
- Pick
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- Nov 07, 2020
Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.
- Nov 07, 2020
If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020