- Any
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Dinner
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
- Free
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.
- Die
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- Nov 07, 2020
But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen.
- Real
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- Nov 07, 2020
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.
- Failure
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- Nov 07, 2020
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
- Fool
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.
- Stand
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- Nov 07, 2020
If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.
- I Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know what's best for other people.
- Late
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- Nov 07, 2020