- Mom And Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Mom Quotes
The stories only a mom can give you.
This collection leans toward lighthearted, personal memories of mothers, including a childhood misunderstanding about a talking dog and a mom who still loves dancing along to modern music decades later. Readers looking for a more poetic tone might enjoy our Mom Shayari collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was a baby, I was on a tennis court every day with my mom and with my brothers, so I would pick up the balls for them when they'd play, and then sometimes I'd play with them, but not very often.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom came from such humble beginnings and especially my dad as well. He didn't go to university.
- Mom And Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom and dad? Oh, they were a fiery pair. They stayed together for the kids and also because they were hopelessly in love with each other, but they were totally incompatible.
- Different
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom is a very warm, typical sort of Jewish-mother type. And my dad has a somewhat, um, different personality.
- Garden
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- Nov 07, 2020
I fell in love with stories watching a British television puppet show called 'Thunderbirds' when it first came out on TV, about 1965, so I would have been 4 or 5 years old. I went out into the garden at my mom and dad's house, and I used to play with my little dinky toys, little cars and trucks and things.
- Mom And Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most young people haven't used their storytelling skills since they were 8 or 9 or 10 and wanted to persuade Mom and Dad to take them to the ball game.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom used to tell me stories at night, read books to me - and I read 'em over and over and over again. And you know what I learned from that? I went back and looked at everything - Why do I like reading the same stories over and over and over again? What, was I some kind of nincompoop? No - the narrative gave me connection with my mom.
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think my mom drove by a nuclear power plant when she was pregnant. But I wouldn't be in 'The Station Agent' if she hadn't.
- Boy Scout
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- Nov 07, 2020
My brother Jim and I spent many wonderful summers working on dairy farms in Wisconsin owned by Mom's cousins, and as members of our local Boy Scout troop.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.
- Mom And Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom was always really healthy and cautious about her diet, so I'm not a big sugar guy.
- Hot
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.
- Nov 07, 2020