- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
- Nov 07, 2020
How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would go back to bed for an hour, so I was sort of babysat by television.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.
- Forest
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.
- Jump
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.
- High School
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- Nov 07, 2020