- Nov 07, 2020
Men Quotes
Serious duty and dry humor, side by side.
Quotes about "men" here range from serious to sharply funny — one set addresses military service and daily accountability, while another pushes back on the idea that women should shape themselves around what men expect. For related themes, see Great quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
- Forties
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- Nov 07, 2020
Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
Call it Camelot's revenge: the class of court scribes who made it their profession to uphold a make-believe version of America free of conflict and ruled by noble men helped Nixon get away with it for so long - because, after all, America was ruled by noble men.
- Bedroom
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the suburban Midwestern Reform Jewish world I was raised in, in the nineteen-seventies and eighties, grown men built plastic scale models of Israeli tanks and F-15 jets and displayed them throughout the house, dangling the warplanes from bedroom ceilings with fishing line.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
Obamacare has got everyone on edge. I mean, small business - men and women or big business are sitting out there saying we have no idea what this is going to cost, but we know it's going to cost us and cost us a lot.
- Joy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate this fast growing tendency to chain men to machines in big factories and deprive them of all joy in their efforts - the plan will lead to cheap men and cheap products.
- Folly
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is folly to expect men to do all that they may reasonably be expected to do.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020