- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Me Quotes
Quotes rooted in the first person.
These are quotes centered on 'me' - childhood memories tied to family traditions, like a grandfather's holiday reading passed down for decades, alongside admissions about how humor can double as self-protection. Several speak to the solitary nature of creative work, something also explored in Life Quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Insecurity
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my 15 minutes of fame around 'Diamonds and Dirt,' it was not a healthy time for me because of my insecurity.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm enough of a southeast Texas boy - there's enough white trash in my blood that when somebody gives me money to make a record, I feel like I have to please them instead of myself.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- Nov 07, 2020
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Birthday
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- Nov 07, 2020
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
- Kept
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
- Birds
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- Nov 07, 2020
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
- Boy
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- Nov 07, 2020