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Me Quotes
Quotes rooted in the first person.
These are quotes centered on 'me' - childhood memories tied to family traditions, like a grandfather's holiday reading passed down for decades, alongside admissions about how humor can double as self-protection. Several speak to the solitary nature of creative work, something also explored in Life Quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Hard Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.
- Dinner
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
- Nov 07, 2020
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
MTV was such a great training for me. I did live interviews with everyone from Michael Jackson to Madonna.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hope 'The Voice' has a fifteen-year run, don't get me wrong. But I come from nothing, and maybe it's the Irish in me, but my attitude is always like, 'They'll figure me out soon.'
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020