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- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
- Hard
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.
- Community
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
- Other
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
- Kiss
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
- General
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
- Over
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
- Dating
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
- Help
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- Nov 07, 2020
Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
- Back To School
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- Nov 07, 2020
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
- Hard Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.
- Opportunity
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- Nov 07, 2020
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
- Manager
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- Nov 07, 2020
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'
- Enthusiasm
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.
- Bridge
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.
- Dinner
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- Nov 07, 2020